Sign Language

Tuesday, 20 May 2014 | Tags: , , , ,

There are a 3,235,658* new drivers on the roads every year, which means more traffic, more headaches and ultimately, more idiots on the road.

While giving someone your middle finger does have a certain unambiguity, does it really conveying everything you want to say? More often than not, the recipient has no idea what he or she did wrong.  

Your frustration is now over.  I’ve developed what I call K’s Car Cards** – easy-to-use signs that quickly and effectively communicate your feelings with your fellow drivers.  

 1. For the nose picker*** 

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2. For the tail-gaiter

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3. For the lane drifter

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4. For the homicidal maniac

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5. For the slow poke

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6. For the polluter



7. For the left lane hog



8.  For the negligent signaller 

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9.  For the STOP sign ignorer

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10. For the music blarer 

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11. And for general idiocy… 

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Please write in if you have any more pithy suggestions you’d like included in the 2015 edition of K’s Car Cards. 

* My approximation

**Use at your own risk. Best operated by fellow passenger.  No assembly required.  

*** Also good for any other disgusting behaviour        




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  • mike simpson

    Now that’s an awesome post !!!
    Feel better ?

    • http://www.annaandkristina.com/ Kristina

      Oh yes, so much better.

  • https://www.facebook.com/susanjartist samONT2011

    For the moron who cuts me off right at an onramp. ‘Do you THINK I don’t know you do this every day?’

    • http://www.annaandkristina.com/ Kristina

      Love those people, the line jumpers. Jerks.

  • Lindsay

    Love this!! How about one for the people who whip out right in front of you at the very last second and then drive slower than the speed limit?

  • krista s

    What about “Stop Texting and Pay Attention, Jackass!”

    • http://www.annaandkristina.com/ Kristina

      Or Let your fingers do the DRIVING!