There are a 3,235,658* new drivers on the roads every year, which means more traffic, more headaches and ultimately, more idiots on the road.
While giving someone your middle finger does have a certain unambiguity, does it really conveying everything you want to say? More often than not, the recipient has no idea what he or she did wrong.
Your frustration is now over. I’ve developed what I call K’s Car Cards** – easy-to-use signs that quickly and effectively communicate your feelings with your fellow drivers.
1. For the nose picker***
2. For the tail-gaiter
3. For the lane drifter
4. For the homicidal maniac
5. For the slow poke
6. For the polluter
7. For the left lane hog
8. For the negligent signaller
9. For the STOP sign ignorer
10. For the music blarer
11. And for general idiocy…
Please write in if you have any more pithy suggestions you’d like included in the 2015 edition of K’s Car Cards.
* My approximation
**Use at your own risk. Best operated by fellow passenger. No assembly required.
*** Also good for any other disgusting behaviour